Yes folks I am headed for a melt down and it is going to get UGLY!
I am like that little tea kettle that is boiling and boiling just waiting to blow it's whistle, and when I open my mouth somebody is going to see my Uvula!
In less than 30 days I have seen 8 doctors in 8 visits in the same office and I am out of pocket $340.00 in co-pays. Seems everybody is a specialist these days, and this will be the cause of my Undoing.
What ever happened to one visit, ongoing treatment, and paying just one co-pay?? Somebody’s fixin’ to get an Ultimatum.
I am so tired that when a cashier asked me today if I get a senior discount I said “Hell Yes! Bring It!” …Even though I am not quite there yet, you better give me the damn discount just for Upsetting me by asking me such a stupid question like that! ....Can’t you see I don’t look a day Under….ummm no over 40! Yeah, 40!
My tension is mounting; to cross me right now would be Unwise!
My husband is walking on eggshells, one word he has not Uttered.
He watches an awful lot of True Crime and Unsolved Murder shows.
I think he is planning to commit Uxoricide.
I hope it’s gonna be swift. It would be swift if he owned an Uzi, but maybe a little too loud don't you think??
At the rate I am racking up out of pocket co-pays, it's looking more like cremation than services with the Undertaker.
And when I am gone, my dear husband will let his sisters, in all their Uppityness, rifle through my Underwear drawer and have a gay old time running my delicate granny panties up the flag pole down at the empty U.S. Post Office building!
I am going to take two Ultram and go to bed now.
Thanks for listening!
Whew, that felt good to get that off my chest! I needed a shoulder to Unleash my frustrations on. Don’t forget to stop by Jenny Matlock’s blog (off on my tangent) and check out other crazy stories by clicking here: http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2011/09/alphabe-thursdays-letter-u.html
Thanks for stopping by!~Ames