What’s up with Mother Nature this year?
Wreaking havoc on lives and creating fear?
Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Floods, Hurricanes,
Impending disasters are driving me insane.
Zip to the store; buy TP, food, water, and more,
Why can’t we eat MRE’s like soldiers ate through wars?
Dash to the bank to have cash on hand,
Drive to gas station to fill up the cans.
Scrub the bathtub, fill it with water,
Help grouchy hubby hang up the shutters.
This old body is saying no more can I take,
Now who’s that calling for heaven’s sake?
“Hello dear daughter, how are things with you?”
“Help me mom, I don’t know what to do!”
Back to the store; buy TP, food, water and more,
Get splinters lifting plywood at the big box store.
Back to the bank for more cash on hand,
How come children don’t know how to plan?
Scrub daughters tub, fill it with water,
Help grouchy son-in-law hang up the shutters.
This old body is saying, no more planning can I take,
And now that bitch Irene isn’t coming here for heaven’s sake!
* Please know that this is only humor out of exhaustion and that I take natural disaster preparedness very serious.