Thursday, July 21, 2011

Alphabe~Thursday "N" is for Nose

The nose.

It’s been called many things….

Schnoze….

Snot Locker……

Pinocchio….. you get the picture.

A lot of people are born with big noses.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jimmy Durante had a big nose and he called his the “ Schnozzola”

Maybe that’s were the name schnoze came from.




















Karl Malden had a big schnoze uh I mean nose…..oh my,














And so did Walter Matthau. Maybe you remember him from Grumpy Old Men?















And what about Jamie Farr?

Maybe you remember him as Corporal Klinger from Mash?


But hey, women have big noses too!















Like Barbara Streisand. God blessed her with a beautiful voice to make up for that nose.

For sure!











And then there’s Margaret Hamilton.

She played the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizzard of OZ. She also advertised Maxwell House Coffee in 1970 by portraying “Cora” the general store owner who proudly announced that Maxwell House was the only brand she sold.

Do you remember seeing that commercial?

And of course there’s……

Uh…..

Oh yes and then there’s……

Uh….

Well, I’ll get back to you on that a little later.

For now, here’s some good advice when it comes to the nose:

You can pick your friends,

You can pick your nose,

But you can’t pick your friends nose.

Bar-rump-pa-dump-dump!

And then there are things you don’t say on a first date:

“Well, here we are. Just the three of us.”

 Bar-rump-pa-dump-dump!

Okay,

OKAAAAAY!

I’ll just leave you with a wise old saying:

Confucius Says,

He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.


:)
The End.


Are you feeling a little bit nosey about all those other Alphabe~Thursday post? If you stop by Jenny Matlock’s blog (off on my tangent) you can catch the entire scoop on the letter “N” by clicking on this link: http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2011/07/alphabe-thursdays-letter-n.html


Thanks for stopping by!~Ames




24 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

great idea for the N post. Carl Malden's nose, yikes. I totally forgot about Jimmy.

Paula said...

You're cracking me up! Here at our house, we never blow our noses - only our horns.

H said...

Clever N post. I remember seeing a film where Steve Martin played a fire chief with an enormous nose. He told 20 jokes about long noses. Funny :) (Was it called Roxanne??)

Riet said...

That is a great N post. I remember all these men but never thought what a big nose he has. With streisand it was different. I believe it showed more. hihi.

jfb57 said...

What a fun post! I feel really sorry for folks with large noses but I suppose it's their 'speciality'!

JDaniel4's Mom said...

What a wonderful tribute to noses! I love the poem.

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Ames, that was hilarious! I like Confucius best.

I do remember Margaret Hamilton as Cora. We are of a certain vintage, aren't we?! :)

Jo said...

Thanks for the smiles and chuckles I needed to get happy faced!
~JO
LazyonLoblolly

Deb said...

Very funny, thanks for making me laugh this morning. Great way to start the day.

storybeader said...

Confucius was one smart man! Cute post! {:-Deb

Nonna Beach said...

LOL Ames...that was a good laugh and amusing post...clever you !!!

Barbara Rosenzweig said...

Thanks so much for all of the laughs!!

Sue said...

Snot locker.

heehee

Loved this one, Ames.

=)

Andy said...

I was thinking after reading this hilarious post, how funny it would be to do a celebrity "nose before" and "after nose job" post! ;-)

Splendid Little Stars said...

You sure came up with some big schnozzolas!
fun post!

mom2kiddos said...

Haha...who's the craoman now? Loved your rhyme on picking noses!

Barbara Rosenzweig said...

Thanks for stopping by! I loved your description of how you felt on the beach as a little girl!

Sherry@Back2Vintage said...

Funny post! I'm starting the weekend with a smile!!!

edenhills said...

So much fun! What a great tribute to the schnoze!

Teresa

Pondside said...

That was a good one!
When noses were being handed out I stayed for a second helping.

lulumusing said...

This was a great start to my day,. Clever and witty post. See you on Words.

Jenny said...

Ames...what a wonderful link!

I loved this. Smiled and chuckled throughout.

Such a clever post this week, sweet lady.

Thanks for sharing your wit and humor.

A+

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

A variety of schnozes (or schnozez) and lots of talent connected! :o)

Blessings & Aloha!
...having fun catching up on some blog reading! If you get a chance to stop by...please leave a comment so that I know you were there :o)

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