I wonder what everyone else came up with? You can check out some creative writing by going to Jenny Matlock's blog "off on my tangent" by clicking here:
and now my drug induced contribution.....
~~~Oh I can’t take this much longer. Arrrgh! What idiot came up with the idea that an elderly woman should sing Ave Maria in soprano at a funeral service? My head is spinning oh my God, "Beam me up Scottie!"
Wah zir verrrrip zir wah zing!
"What the heck? Where am I?"
As I looked around, two thirds of the people that were attending the service with me were also sitting with me in some kind of space ship room.
"Wow! I’ve heard of the power of prayer before but…..but….be careful for what you wish for!"
"Jeeze what the heck? Is that a Tribble?"