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“Pardon me," said Tom T. Urkee.
“Aren’t you Virginia H. Amm, great granddaughter of “The” Smithfield H. Amm?
Virginia spiraled around. “Why yes I am!”
“Allow me to introduce my wife, Letteese Ann Tomato.”
“Letteese opted to keep her maiden name. She came from a long variety of Tomatoes. Her great grandfather was the great “Beefsteak” Tomato. I do believe your great grandfather paired up with him back in 1621."
“We were just on our way to an after party at a new place called Club Sand Witch. Care to join us?”
“Do you mind if my friends May Onaise and Frenchez Mustard come along too?